I had three options here, given the alarming dearth of birthday-related music. There was will.i.am and Cody Wise, but will.i.am’s solo material is bad enough without sampled yodelling. There was Jeremih, but he’s only not creepy on the Lido and Social Experiment version of ‘Planes’. Thus, we were left with Katy. At least Le Youth had a little spin on this, never to be released, to pick things up.

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